Bulletin Board Notes: MLB Day FIVE CliffsNotes

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CINCINNATI 1 CUBS 0

The Cubs have been shutout in back-to-back games by the Marlins and the Reds. #chicagocubs #miamimarlins #cincinnatireds #mlb #dafuq

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ST. LOUIS 8 MILWAUKEE 4

I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit.

— Dexter Fowler #25 (@DexterFowler) April 2, 2021

The social media voodoo worked for Fowler and it’s a good thing because the Cardinals pitcher would later hit a home run!

We all knew the pitching star who made the jump from Japan to MLB this year would hit a home run in the bigs sooner or later.

Well done, Miles Mikolas. pic.twitter.com/KOGJu076ri

— Ryan Fagan (@ryanfagan) April 2, 2021

DETROIT 6 KANSAS CITY 1

PITTSBURGH 5 MINNESOTA 4

So the Pirates are 4-0 just like everyone expected. #pittsburghpirates #mlb #funny #sports

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In the 1st AB of his PNC Park debut, Colin Moran launches a grand slam. No. 8 on @Pirates Top 30 Prospects list: https://t.co/ApnAp224p8 pic.twitter.com/IvMNJ2m6ye

— MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) April 2, 2021

TORONTO 4 WHITE SOX 2

HOUSTON 6 BALTIMORE 1

Every Astro collected a hit except Carlos Correa.

BOSTON 7 MIAMI 3

NATIONALS 8 ATLANTA 1

Bryce Harper’s night went like this - W, HR, W, W, W, O. Meanwhile Ryan Zimmerman’s “back fields” only spring training seems to backfiring.

CLEVELAND 6 ANGELS 0

here is video evidence that Edwin Encarnacion really did hit an inside-the-parker. spectacular pic.twitter.com/LsVzta9esf

— Jordan Zirm (@clevezirm) April 3, 2021

My turn: I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit. https://t.co/tKVzv9SSM5

— Jose Ramirez (@MrLapara) April 2, 2021

Jose Ramirez’s attempted to latch onto the social media voodoo gods like Dexter Fowler did, #fail!

COLORADO 7 SAN DIEGO 4

The Padres have left the bases loaded two innings in a row. They’ve only played three innings. pic.twitter.com/0CBkBjM1hO

— Alexandro Zatarain (@TheRealZatarain) April 3, 2021

Your far-too-soon vote for Comeback Player of the Year:

OAKLAND 3 TEXAS 1

Bartolo Colon will get a no-decision in the game as he left in 1-1 tie. A performance worthy of a win by the ageless wonder. #bartolocolon #texasrangers #oaklandas #mlb #agelesswonder

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DODGERS 7 DIAMONDBACKS 8 (15 INNINGS)

The story of this game was the Dodgers bullpen. It was a good story until Kenley Jansen blew the save giving up a 3-run homer to Chris Owings.

Stupid Jansen blowing the save, early morning update has been made to update the score in what turned out to be a marathon game.